I really like alternating a handful of these bad boys with a handful of honey roasted peanuts while drinking, and I'm not just saying that because they sent me a bunch of coupons in the mail when I begged them on Twitter. » 12/19/14 1:55pm Yesterday 1:55pm

Obviously, this idiot is as deserving of scorn as anyone currently drawing breath, but in the interest of giving a complete picture, I would suggest that he has also gained fame by being a very willing punching bag for writers whose time would probably be better used on just about anything else. He lives for this kind… » 12/09/14 4:12pm 12/09/14 4:12pm

The Gorilla is the most terrifying creature on the planet. At least with a Tiger or Elephant I have confidence that it'd be over quickly. But the Gorilla would toy with me. He is dastardly and cruel. I have nightmares about him. I hate him. » 12/05/14 1:15pm 12/05/14 1:15pm

The only player shooting significantly above his head is Courtney Lee on 3s, and he's only attempting 3.4 a game. The increase in offensive efficiency is more about the shift in usage rate from Z-bo to Gasol than it is about crazy good long range shooting, in my opinion. » 12/02/14 11:20am 12/02/14 11:20am